Willie

I like to say things to my 6-year-old nephew Willie to get him to look at me funny and say "What????????????"

On the day after Thanksgiving, I asked him, "Hey Willie, do you know who my sister is?"

He looked at me clueless, as if to be wondering, "You have a sister, Uncle Tom?!?"

"Your mom is my sister," I told him.

The look on his face was priceless.

So I added, "And Uncle John is my brother."

He looked at me like I was speaking complete and utter nonsense.

By the way, he still believes that I am good friends with Santa Claus.